CHAM3S

captain-lumberjack-duck:

so at goodwill today… i bought this book on gnomes… it apparently explains how they live and like everything about gnome lifestyles and clothing and just EVERYTHING… i flip a few pages into it and I am greeted with *dun dun duuuunnnn*

GNOME TITS

it was horrible. this isnt the only page with gnome tits either…

it then goes on to say “although the female gnome has a substantial bosom, decreased gravity (at her height) allows her to go through life unencumbered by a brassiere”

I did not want to know. Ew.

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